the speech impediment of the 21st century (by Marc Johns)
I’ll fuck you up buddy this is not a speech impediment it’s linguistic evolution!! the existence of the phrase “Aisha was like” allows the speaker to convey whatever Aisha said without making the listener assume they’re quoting Aisha directly while still maintaining the FEELING of what Aisha said.
ie, Aisha said she didn’t want to go out with me VERSUS Aisha was like, “I’d rather kiss a Wookie”.
the addition of “XYZ was like” lets the speaker be more expressive and efficient and it is a totally valid method of communicating information!!
With the way language has evolved, this is one of the few ways I can even think of to express in casual conversation what someone said.
"So I said to Aisha," is certainly used, but if you remove the "so," which implies casual tone ("and" can be used in the same way), you get
"I said to Aisha," which is really formal in most English dialects/variations. I don’t know about all, but in New England dialects, you sound like you’re reading aloud from a novel.
"I told Aisha," is really only used when you continue to describe, not tell, what you told her. Ex: "I told Aisha that James was too punk for her" works while, "I told Aisha, ‘James is too punk for you’" crosses the line back into formalness of the "I said."
Things like “I asked” or “I answered [with]” are similar levels of casual and efficient to the “So, I said [or say, as many conversations about the past take place in present tense anyway, as if the speaker is giving a play-by-play in the moment]” but are specific to only certain situations.
"I was like, 'Marc Johns, what is your obsession with restoring archaic speech patterns and interfering with the natural progression of English from complex to efficient?'" envelopes all of these easily and is accessible and crisp, and allows for more variations on inflection than the others.
Of course, James is probably like, “I already fucking said that.” But eh, I tried adding on.
This a million times
Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…
Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and if you don’t leave, so be it.
#Father and son reacting
quite calmly and rationallyto perceivedheartbreak.
“Victorious” star Elizabeth Gillies has joined the cast of New Line’s “Vacation,” which stars Ed Helms and Christina Applegate, TheWrap has learned.
John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein are directing the reboot of the classic ’80s comedy and the “Horrible Bosses” scribes also wrote the script.
Helms stars as Rusty Griswold, the adult son of Clark and Ellen Griswold, who takes his own family on a road trip. Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo will reprise their roles in cameos, while Skyler Gisondo and Steele Stebbins will play Rusty’s two sparring sons.
Chris Hemsworth and Charlie Day will co-star in the film, which starts production next week.
While Gillies has booked a relatively small role in “Vacation,” the up-and-coming actress boasts a large social media following, as she has 2.4 million followers on Twitter.
Gillies will soon be seen alongside Denis Leary in the upcoming FX series “Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll,” which the network recently picked up to series. Best known for playing Jade West on Nickelodeon’s “Victorious,” she also starred alongside Keke Palmer in the horror movie “Animal” and appeared in the indie comedy “Harold.”
Gillies is represented by Paradigm. [x]
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago